MEDUSA ray gun puts voices in your head

July 7, 2008 at 1:05 pm (Warped) (, , , )

No longer will we have to memorize all those lines of ritual. We can now just “hear” it inside our skulls, and then repeat what we hear.

Or at least that is what may be possible once cheap home versions of the MEDUSA Ray Gun go on sale at your local Wal-Mart.

MEDUSA, which stands for Mob Excess Deterrent Using Silent Audio, is a patented and “damned scary ray gun that uses the ‘microwave audio effect’ to implant sounds and perhaps even specific messages inside people’s heads,” according to

Just think of the possibilities! Internal XM radio! Cheating on SAT tests! Notes to yourself to pick up the dry cleaning!

This is gonna be huge!

But privacy advocates — those buzzkills — are recommending you invest in shares of ALCOA. Stock prices for the company are up two percent this morning in heavy trading. Aluminum foil hats will be coming back in style.


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